Please, just don’t argue with us about this anymore. We know ladies, ‘Love, Actually’ is pretty good too but even when the guy comes to Keira Knightley’s door with that whole Christmas carol/slash INXs love card messages deal (if you don’t get that INXs reference, we’ll go ahead and apologize for being elderly) – it still doesn’t top Will Ferrell telling the mall Santa he smells like beef and cheese. It just doesn’t. Although how awesome would it have been if that guy had brought some beef and cheese along with his love confession to Keira because let’s be honest, she needs something else to go down that throat besides lettuce, her bf’s peen and her finger. I’m surprised her bony, calcium deprived ankles held up whens she chased after him in the street.
We’re kidding OBVIOUSLY. She is a vision… (of malnutrition)
Anyways, we’re digressing – if you’re not totally convinced that Elf is the best Christmas movie ever, then let these clips convince you. If you still don’t think it’s the best Christmas movie ever, leave our present at the door and see your way out. (just kidding, we’re not mad at you if you don’t agree, we’ll just be mad if you didn’t get us a present. *sad face emoticon*)
YOU SMELL LIKE BEEF AND CHEESE
SPAGHETTI WITH SYRUP
SHOCK AND AWE – ELF SNOWBALL FIGHT