12 Reasons Why Channing Tatum is the Sexiest Man Alive

People magazine announced Channing Tatum as this year’s Sexiest Man Alive. Here’s 12 reasons we totally agree.

1. SEEING CHANNING FOR THE FIRST OR HUNDRETH TIME IS ALWAYS ‘LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.

Is he for real with that package?!?

2. HE MAKES WHITE TANK TOPS LOOK HOT

OR BLACK ONES …

3. HE LOOKS GOOD DURTY

 

4. HE LOOKS GOOD CLEAN

5. HE CAN DANCE SO WELL YOU’LL FEEL DELICIOUSLY VIOLATED AFTER WATCHING HIM

6. HE LOOKS GOOD SMILING

7. HE LOOKS GOOD MEAN

8. HE LOOKS GOOD ALL GUSSIED UP

9. AND LOOKS EVEN BETTER WHEN HE’S DISHEVELED

10: HE LOOKS GOOD EVEN WHEN HE’S SAD ABOUT GETTING A BAD HAIRCUT

11. HE LOVES THE HELL OUT OF HIS WIFE

12. AND FINALLY, HE WROTE AND PRODUCTED MAGIC MIKE. QUITE POSSIBLY THE FIRST MOVIE EVER MADE STRICTLY WITH WOMEN’S EYEBALLS AND LOINS IN MIND. SURE THE PLOT WAS LIKE TARA REID’S BOOBS, WEIRD AND ALL OVER THE PLACE, BUT PLOT SHMOT, GIVE US MORE OF THIS:

NO PLOT NECESSARY

DID WE MENTION THAT IT WAS KIND OF BASED ON A TRUE STORY ??

FROM WORKING “STIFF” TO SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. WELL DONE CHANNING. NOW PLEASE, TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT AND START WORKING ON MAGIC MIKE 2.

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