We would really like to be one of those cool, down chicks that love football and know everything about it, but unfortunately, we fall into the typical girl category on this one. Whilst not as unbearable as baseball, football to us = nappy time in the second quarter (there’s quarters in football right? Nickels? Whatever.) But we can’t totally knock football because it’s essentially a bunch of dudes in shiny tight pants rolling around grunting on each other, we HAVE TO love that. Not to mention football players are rough, tough and fit as a fiddle. (“fit as a fiddle?” We’re not 90 years old, we swear..)
Football has a buffet of yummy athletes. Here’s six of the ones we know about that look mighty fine, in, and definitely, out of their uniform.
Not much of a smiler and definitely not one of those football slash model types. He’s there to play the game and injure a few people along the way. And we love him for it.
A nice smile, a nice body and skillz. Ready …. set… DROOL.
Yeah, he’s not our favorite. We just can’t forget the fact that he left his girlfriend when she was six months pregnant to be with Gisele Bunchamunch. I guess the least he could do is look good. Which, as much as we hate to admit it, he does. The Ken doll of football.
Our favorite Jesus loving virgin. If all guys at church looked like this, we would go to church 5 times a week. Amen to Tebow.
The party dude of football apparently, which is fine by us, as long as he keeps doing it with his shirt off.
Despite being …*shudder* … touched by the worst of all Kardashians, Reggie Bush is still cool with us because he got out of that mess just in time. That and the fact that he has a pretty kick ass body ..
So did we miss anyone? We’re pretty sure we did. Leave a comment and let us know!
- Tim Tebow watch: Week 3 (blogs.nfl.com)
- Reggie Bush Injury: Updates on Dolphins RB’s Knee (bleacherreport.com)
- Is It Finally ‘Tebow Time’ for Rex Ryan and the New York Jets? (bleacherreport.com)