Jake Gylenhaal  just seems like the kind of guy you could run full force into and hug and he wouldn’t move an inch.  He’d just wrap you up tight in his arms.  You’d  feel his rough stubble against your cheek and smell a hint of cologne, sun and grass in his skin that makes you just melt into him with absolute comfort as he makes all your days troubles disappear. .

Sigh.

uh….wow… did that last paragraph just happen?

All right, listen, look through his amazingly hot pictures while we go compose ourselves.