It’s Channing Tatum‘s birthday today!! So if you have a Magic Mike DVD – fast forward to all the dance sequences (because let’s be honest, the plot to this movie is just a filler for the dance scenes) – sit back, relax and let’s give thanks that Channing Tatum was brought into this world with some awesome DNA and dance skills.
And of course, let’s leave it to Channing to do the birthday dance.
Besides our man galleries of Channing Tatum and Mark Wahlberg,this is probably the most excited we’ve ever been over a post because… well, if you must know, we’re total Nutella whores. We don’t exactly remember when it was that Nutella entered our lives – legend has it that mom picked it up by accident instead of peanut butter and our lives were all the better for that mistake. But if you’re like us, eating Nutella on toast and on fruit can get a little tiring because let’s face it, that bread and that piece of strawberry is merely a vehicle to get that creamy Nutella goodness in your mouth as fast as we can. They’re only being used so we don’t give in to our crippling desire to grab the biggest spoon we can find and violate the whole jar by the scoopful.
And as per usual, Pinterest keeps us classy by giving us a myriad of ways we can get the delicious, chocolatey hazelnut goodness that is Nutella into our gullet without completely destroying our self-worth.
We decided to extend our celebration for the sexiest man alive this week by giving you something better than a picture – live action, behind the scenes video of Channing’s past photo shoots. He’s in a windy dessert on a motorcycle and on a beach with a cute dog, how can we not share this with you?
1. SEEING CHANNING FOR THE FIRST OR HUNDRETH TIME IS ALWAYS ‘LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.
Is he for real with that package?!?
2. HE MAKES WHITE TANK TOPS LOOK HOT
OR BLACK ONES …
3. HE LOOKS GOOD DURTY
4. HE LOOKS GOOD CLEAN
5. HE CAN DANCE SO WELL YOU’LL FEEL DELICIOUSLY VIOLATED AFTER WATCHING HIM
6. HE LOOKS GOOD SMILING
7. HE LOOKS GOOD MEAN
8. HE LOOKS GOOD ALL GUSSIED UP
9. AND LOOKS EVEN BETTER WHEN HE’S DISHEVELED
10: HE LOOKS GOOD EVEN WHEN HE’S SAD ABOUT GETTING A BAD HAIRCUT
11. HE LOVES THE HELL OUT OF HIS WIFE
12. AND FINALLY, HE WROTE AND PRODUCTED MAGIC MIKE. QUITE POSSIBLY THE FIRST MOVIE EVER MADE STRICTLY WITH WOMEN’S EYEBALLS AND LOINS IN MIND. SURE THE PLOT WAS LIKE TARA REID’S BOOBS, WEIRD AND ALL OVER THE PLACE, BUT PLOT SHMOT, GIVE US MORE OF THIS:
NO PLOT NECESSARY
DID WE MENTION THAT IT WAS KIND OF BASED ON A TRUE STORY ??
FROM WORKING “STIFF” TO SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. WELL DONE CHANNING. NOW PLEASE, TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT AND START WORKING ON MAGIC MIKE 2.
From bored and sleepy to hot and bothered? Watch this video and see if it can be done.
Warning: We didn’t make this video so let’s just say they’re not all ‘hot’ – some are mildly warm while others we would pay to put their shirts back on. Feel free to leave a comment on who was your “Yay!” and who was a Oh hellsss NO!” (I mean, Ben Stiller? Really? We’ll pass.)
Magic Mike is coming out TODAY! And what better way to channel our excited quivering with anticipation energy than dedicating a gallery to the beautiful men who make up the cast?
The final dude in our countdown is of course, Channing Tatum, whose stripper past is basically the foundation for this genius, Oscar award worthy, masterpiece of a film (that’s TONIGHT! TONIGHT! TONIGHT!) He’s that perfect combo of boyish good looks and beefaroni body that CAN DANCE! We don’t really think other guys know exactly what kind of quiver me timbers happens when a woman sees a guy who’s confident and can dance. It’s essentially a preview of uh… certain skills – horizontally speaking. And judging from Channing’s moves we’re confident that his wife is probably not kicking him out of bed anytime soon.
Here’s 15 of the hottest Channing Tatum pictures for your viewing pleasure.
Oh and did we mention we had videos too?
Enjoy the movie tonight ladies and don’t forget to send us a movie review!! (Shedensmagazine@gmail.com)
Magic Mike is coming out THIS FRIDAY! And what better way to channel our excited quivering with anticipation energy than dedicating a gallery to the beautiful men who make up the cast?
What the hell can we even say about Joe Manganiello that his entire jaw dropping body doesn’t already say? When we went looking at pictures for this gallery, there were so many that this could have easily turned into a 100 hottest photos of Joe Manganiello (which is a post we might do in the future because we just can’t get enough…) Joe fits the criteria of a SHEDENS kind of dude; gorgeous, rough around the edges but cleans up hella nice kind of man’s man. But if he ever decided to never clean up or never wear a shirt, we’re pretty sure not a lot of women would complain!
Haven’t gotten your fill?? Don’t fret, here’s more!
COME BACK TOMORROW WHEN THE MAGIC MIKE COUNTDOWN CONTINUES WITH: 15 HOTTEST PHOTOS OF CHANNING TATUM
Magic Mike is coming out THIS FRIDAY! And what better way to channel our excited quivering with anticipation energy than dedicating a gallery to the beautiful men who make up the cast? Alex Pettyfer is another gorgeous set of abs to look forward to when you see the movie and ladies, he’s not hard to spot. Just look for the guy with a face like DAMN and a body like WHOA.
Here’s 15 of the hottest Alex Pettyfer pictures for your viewing pleasure. (PSST! Don’t forget to check out the video at the bottom where you can hear his lovely accent on his first interview with Ellen …. oh and he takes his shirt off too.)
Hotness factor so over the top, even Ellen can appreciate it!
Magic Mike is coming out THIS FRIDAY! And what better way to channel our excited quivering with anticipation energy than dedicating a gallery to the beautiful men who make up the cast? This week it’s the ever handsome, ever charming Matthew McConaughey – shirtless, with a shirt, with a beard, without a beard, its pretty hard to find a moment in time when he isn’t gorgeous.
Here’s 15 of the hottest Matthew McConaughey pictures for your viewing pleasure.
Hey, hey, what’s the matter girl? Why the long face? What’s that you say? You’ve been too busy and missed Sheden’s brilliance this week? Well wipe your tears Ms. First World Problems, because as long as you don’t break into the ugly cry, we’re here for you! We’ve gathered up this week’s posts and put them all in one page so really, you didn’t miss a thing! You did, however; snot all over your upper lip, but we still love you.
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